Today's masshole was changing lanes about every 45 seconds on a busy two lane road. I first noticed him when he tried to merge into my drivers side back door. When he noticed that I was not going to pull off the road into the shoulder to let him do this, he leaned on the horn and showed me the New Jersey state bird. He dropped back behind me, changed lanes a dozen times, then as traffic brought him back in front of me in the left lane (I was in the right lane the entire time), he tried to merge into me AGAIN. Again, when he discovered that I was in the way, he honked and waved. The most interesting fact? He had a Christian bumper sticker on his car that said "Too Blessed To Be Stressed".